Fart To Tell Your Age In India

Indians across the world are known for farting in public. The gastroentritis ways are not always too familiar. People walking down the streets are always farting in public. Instead of provoking any backlash, this nuisance and uncivil act is generally taken as an amusement. Quickly reaching out to handkerchief in their pocket, walking pedestrians muffle their nose to accelerate their steps in an attempt to come out of the smoke. So much is unease among the sweating dirty clothed people that everyone is racing to reach the destination in a tearing hurry. An Australian has quit his profession to fart his way to a bank.

New Delhi is a sweltering heat place in summer. The food intake is always burning in the foodpipe. Poor Delhiites carry their stomach with huge burden as if they have a huge cart to lodge in. Besides, sedimentary lifestyle is considered good and royal in most of the families. Remember how last Mughal emperor Bhadaur Shah Zafar couldn’t escape the British attack in New Delhi because he kept sitting in the chair unable to find his orderly who was appointed to wear him his slippers. How can people change who believe themselves to be true inheritor of this legacy! Not surprisingly, you will find the old pot bellied delhiites walk past giving your noses a daily dose/taste of their last meal or supor through their behind. Farting is also going to become a tool to blackmail a winning argumentative side.

The old and decayed in India are easily forgiven for farting anywhere. In fact, the assumption is that the older you are the more you will fart. However, it is only in the young ages that one discovers one’s ability to hold back the strong urge to fart especially the gastroentritis debility and the long working hours often following into late night supor which again has extremely lasting impact on food pipes. The sedimentary life style is now accepted a new normal in Indians killing their bodies for long gruelling office works. Quite naturally, the office turns into a gas chamber. If the road space is spared, you should thank your blocked nose instead of air polluting farts.